Golf Terms to Remember

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Here are some new ones to add to your vocabulary.

• A "James Joyce" - a putt that's an impossible read.
• A "Rock Hudson" - it looked straight, but wasn't.
• A "Saddam Hussein" - from one bunker into another.
• A "Yasser Arafat" - butt ugly and in the sand.
• A "Rodney King" - over-clubbed.
• An "O.J. Simpson" - got away with it.
• A "Princess Grace" - should have used a driver.
• A "Princess Di" - shouldn't have used a driver.
• A "condom" - safe, but didn't feel very good.
• A "Rush Limbaugh" - a slice.
• A "Nancy Pelosi" - a hook.
• A "Teddy Kennedy" - goes in the water, but jumps out.

Submitted by Cat Ballou