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Author Topic: Golf Terms to Remember  (Read 4452 times)
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« on: March 08, 2008, 06:26:24 PM »

Here are some new ones to add to your vocabulary.

  • A "James Joyce" - a putt that's an impossible read.
  • A "Rock Hudson" - it looked straight, but wasn't.
  • A "Saddam Hussein" - from one bunker into another.
  • A "Yasser Arafat" - butt ugly and in the sand.
  • A "Rodney King" - over-clubbed.
  • An "O.J. Simpson" - got away with it.
  • A "Princess Grace" - should have used a driver.
  • A "Princess Di" - shouldn't have used a driver.
  • A "condom" - safe, but didn't feel very good.
  • A "Rush Limbaugh" - a slice.
  • A "Nancy Pelosi" - a hook.
  • A "Teddy Kennedy" - goes in the water, but jumps out.


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