Two Brooms

[BSimon]

Two Brooms fall in love and decided to marry!
On the day of their wedding the Bride Broom was beautiful in her white wedding gown, and her bristles shone brightly in the afternood sun.
The Groom Broom too was as handsome as can be and his black tuxedo made him really "Stick" out among the many guests.
At the reception, during the Best Broom's toast, the Bride Broom leaned over to the Groom Broom and wispered: Darling, I have a surprise for you...... We're going to have a little Whisk Broom!
To which the stunned Groom Broom replied: But darling, that's impossible, we havent even "swept" together yet!